The Crew of the

SF 'Nincompoop!'

CAPTAIN HORATIO G. TEKY - 

serial number ICUROK

The unflappable leader and calm center of  the chaos that is "Idiots"

fav movie - "Master & Commander"

FIRST OFFICER "HAWK" TAYLOR - serial number LPNO#9

Believes he is the universe's gift to women, and acts accordingly

fav movie - "Midnight Cowboy"

LT. MOKHAN "MAD DOG" - 

serial number 23SKIDOO

A crackerjack pilot, stronger than ten men, a media darling, and totally clueless.

fav movie - "2 Fast 2 Furious"

LT. SUZIE O'ROURKE - 

serial number 363436

The best navigator in the biz, and she knows it.

fav movie - "Thelma & Louise"

DOCTOR ANGELO SCHOOMY - 

serial number 911

The very cream of humanity, filled with kindness, generosity  and a healthy dose of paranoia.

fav movie - "Carry On Doctor" 

ENSIGN KOS KUBINSKI - 

serial number 4 to the second power

The good guy of the crew who still believes in love, friendship, and the Red Sox.

fav movie - "Mister Roberts"

TRAINEE HOWIE BAXTER-SMYTHE - serial number .02

The ship's 'little brother' - what they wouldn't give to be an only child.

fav movie - "Dumb and Dumber"

COOK 'ARRIS - 

serial number H2OBOY

Gourmet chef and caustic wit - all in a day's work

fav movie - NOT  "Howard the Duck"

SISTER MARY CHAINSAW - NUN

Umm...a nun.

fav movie - "Passion of the Christ"

THE GOOD SHIP - SF 'NINCOMPOOP'

Lovingly known as 'The 'Poop" by her esteemed crew.